wacky-weasel

I'm gonna tell a story about me and the Toon Patrol. you guys are gonna laugh or not but this crap was true. ok, on a monday morning, me and Smart Ass got up first, but what we both notice the whole damn house was empty. Smart Ass, didn't want to stay in the house. so I look at him Me: what you doing? Smart Ass: going out Me: it's 3:00, like the hell. Smart Ass: yeah I know. Me: hey don't get lost out there, remember last time you got lost and you call me and started to scream like there was no tomorrow. Smart Ass: that was because, I took a wrong turn. this what made me laugh, this is true. I'm not making this up, he went out walkin

ok, now you guys may know, that the Toon Patrol is married and they have kids. this is a true story, really true. ok this started when me, Toon Patrol's, their wives, and their kids.. we were sitting in the living room while the kids were playing in the rooms. Smart Ass, looks to see what the kids were doing what he seen was, made him hide. Wheezy's wife.. I don't blame the men, men are afraid of their own wives, because the wives are scary. even when it hits at night time. ok I'm gonna show ya'll how this funniest crap happen. Smart Ass: I don't get it.. Wheezy: don't get what? Smart Ass: my girl friend wants me, ta wear tights, and

Greasy: *comes in the living room* hay wacky wheres the others Me: I don't really know Greasy: *sits on the couch* great I'm stuck with you Me: oh grow up Greasy: whatever *turns on the tv and watches tosh.o* Brer fox: *walks in and stop* why are you watching him? Me: he ish funny Brer fox: STOP SAYING THAT! Me: XD why Greasy: its really annoying Me: I beat tosh can make fun of you Brer fox: you do that to Me: ture Greasy: Imagen if we were doin that Me: we will make alot of people laugh Brer fox: how can we make them laugh Me: your an idoit* grabs brer fox ear* WE ARE TOONS IN A HUMAN BODY DUH! Brer fox: ouch my ear Greasy;